.Paris Hilton's Birthday Party Was Crashed, Her Cake Stolen Really

Can someone please call the FBI. This is a federal job now.
And then a very expensive, very entire birthday cake was stolen, and it was chronicled on Facebook like it was hilarious. Do we have any cake robbers that will steal half a cake?
How mean! The mean here is your undying love of Ms Hilton! Nice try
You don't crash a birthday party you weren't even invited to, drink all the free booze you can, and then steal the birthday cake just because some waiter thinks it'll be thrown out! Wait just one minute. Who do you know that would crash a party that they are invited to??
Totes not nice, "Paz." Whoever you are. At this point we don't really care.Pray tell who are "we" if your talking about Ms Hilton I thing one cake will not put here in the poor house. In fact I can get her an you a good rate at  Hilton Plaza Hotel if you like.
Seriously, shame on you. This is not the kind of stuff we condone.Are you related or just another crazy fan of her's.
The fact of the matter is that it was Paris's cake to do whatever she wanted with it, regardless of some waiter and your lowered inhibitions.
Someone spent money on that, and taking money will always be stealing in our books. You know they are looking for a new leader in ill you might be just the person we need. With your cake dreams of days gone by.

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